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Computers make it easier to d...

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

Andy Rooney 292 quotes

If dogs could talk it would t...

If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.

Andy Rooney 292 quotes

When those waiters ask me if ...

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.

Andy Rooney 292 quotes

Don't keep saying, "I don't k...

Don't keep saying, "I don't know where the time goes." It goes the same place it's always gone and no one has ever known where that is.

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Most of us believe everyone h...

Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion - as long as it agrees with ours.

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I've learned... That having a...

I've learned... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.

Andy Rooney 292 quotes

If you don't enjoy getting up...

If you don't enjoy getting up and working and finishing your work and sitting down to a meal with family or friends, then the chances are you're not going to be happy. If someone bases his happiness or unhappiness on major events like a great new job, huge amounts of money, a flawlessly happy marriage or a trip to Paris, that person isn't going to be happy much of the time. If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.

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My wife uses fabric softener....

My wife uses fabric softener. I never knew what that stuff was for. Then I noticed women coming up to me, sniffing, then saying under their breath, "Married!" and walking away. Fabric Softeners are how our wives mark their territory. We can take off the ring, but it's hard to get that April fresh scent out of your clothes.

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I'd like to be rich enough so...

I'd like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off

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Teachers who have plugged awa...

Teachers who have plugged away at their jobs for twenty, thirty, and forty years are heroes. I suspect they know in their hearts they've done a good thing, too, and are more satisfied with themselves than most people are. Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.

Andy Rooney 292 quotes

I've learned... That love, no...

I've learned... That love, not time, heals all wounds.

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I've learned... That the easi...

I've learned... That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.

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We need people who can actual...

We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.

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I'm in a position of feeling ...

I'm in a position of feeling secure enough so that I can say what I think is right and if so many people think it's wrong that I get fired, well, I've got enough to eat.

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I hope all of you are going t...

I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you don't return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldn't want that to happen, would you.

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I like ice hockey, but it's a...

I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes between scoring in hockey. There are usually more fights than there are points.

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I don't think the government ...

I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn't surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number?

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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime yo...

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

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People will generally accept ...

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

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Taxes are important. Presiden...

Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of President Bush helping the kind of people they wish they were one of.

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

Десять кинозвезд, которые отлично поют

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

Мэрилин Монро, Ким Кардашьян и другие

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....