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I've learned.... That when you...

I've learned.... That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you... More

Andy Rooney 292 quotes

The biggest seller is cookbook...

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.

Andy Rooney 292 quotes

For every stunning, smart, wel...

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40 +, there is a balding, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

Andy Rooney 292 quotes

Every one starts out being an ...

Every one starts out being an atheist.

Andy Rooney 292 quotes

I've learned... that just one ...

I've learned... that just one person saying to me, 'You've made my day!' makes my day.

Andy Rooney 292 quotes

Why am I an atheist? I ask you...

Why am I an atheist? I ask you: Why is anybody not an atheist? Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated. I resent anyone pushing their religion on me. I don't push my atheism on anybody else. Live and let live. Not many people practice that when it comes to religion.

Andy Rooney 292 quotes

There are sixteen cans of coff...

There are sixteen cans of coffee here; together they hold a total of thirteen and a half pounds of coffee. Doesn't that seem like cheating?

Andy Rooney 292 quotes

I've learned... that we should...

I've learned... that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.

Andy Rooney 292 quotes

You really can't blame the mil...

You really can't blame the military for wanting to go to war [in Iraq]. They've got all these new toys and they want to know whether they work or not.

Andy Rooney 292 quotes

Yes, we praise women over 40 f...

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Andy Rooney 292 quotes

The last birthday that's any g...

The last birthday that's any good is 23.

Andy Rooney 292 quotes

Guns do not make you a killer....

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

Andy Rooney 292 quotes

Those to whom his word was rev...

Those to whom his word was revealed were always alone in some remote place, like Moses. There wasn't anyone else around when Mohammed got the word either. Mormon Joseph Smith and Christian Scientist, Mary Baker Eddy, had exclusive audiences with God. We have to trust them as reporters--and you know how reporters are. They'll do anything for a story.

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In Washington, a confidential ...

In Washington, a confidential assistant is someone who, if you don't want to know something, you go and ask him and he won't tell you.

Andy Rooney 292 quotes

All economists should be locke...

All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don't know what they're talking about.

Andy Rooney 292 quotes

My mother always called me 'st...

My mother always called me 'sturdy' and said I have big bones. A little fat is what I am.

Andy Rooney 292 quotes

Writers don't often say anythi...

Writers don't often say anything that readers don't already know, unless its a news story. A writer's greatest pleasure is revealing to people things they knew but did not know they knew. Or did not realize everyone else knew, too. This produces a warm sense of fellow feeling and is the best a writer can do.

Andy Rooney 292 quotes

I'm always on the lookout for ...

I'm always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.

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A woman over 30 will never wak...

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, 'What are you thinking?'. She doesn't care what you think.

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If I'd known how many problems...

If I'd known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can't remember a single project I would have started.

Andy Rooney 292 quotes

Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

Десять кинозвезд, которые отлично поют

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

Мэрилин Монро, Ким Кардашьян и другие

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

Что стало с детьми-звездами: Рэдклифф и компания спустя годы

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

Жизнь за границей: как изменились судьбы 7 уехавших телеведущих

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

Кира Найтли, Деми Мур и другие

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....