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I mean, I'll say the filthies...

I mean, I'll say the filthiest things in the world, but when it comes down to it, I'm kind of a prude.

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I feel like I'm a showbiz pro...

I feel like I'm a showbiz professional. This is my job, it's going to have ups and downs. I'm lucky to be able to do this for a living, but I also do feel like I don't anticipate changing the world. All I can really do is do a good job when I'm hired to do a job, and be happy at home.

Andy Richter 37 quotes

Outside from with my older br...

Outside from with my older brother - and this would have stopped about age 12 - I haven't been in a physical fight in my life. We used to punch each other, but that was little kid punching. You're too scared to hit anybody really.

Andy Richter 37 quotes

No, I don't know any Emily Di...

No, I don't know any Emily Dickinson poems!

Andy Richter 37 quotes

Since she got a cause and sto...

Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.

Andy Richter 37 quotes

But I don't read a lot of fic...

But I don't read a lot of fiction. I prefer the nonfiction stuff.

Andy Richter 37 quotes

The people on 'Quintuplets' w...

The people on 'Quintuplets' were great, but I wasn't a producer on that show, and it wasn't exactly my taste.

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I wouldn't want to be a talk ...

I wouldn't want to be a talk show host. That's another awkward compliment people make. 'You should have your own talk show.' And I think, no thank you.

Andy Richter 37 quotes

The desire to do different th...

The desire to do different things was the main motivator that made me leave late night because I'd been there seven years. The combination of an entrepreneurial desire to see how far I could push my success and a short attention span. But now I've done other things. And I'm sort of ready to sit somewhere and sit in the same place for a while.

Andy Richter 37 quotes

It's a very nice thing to hav...

It's a very nice thing to have a baby.

Andy Richter 37 quotes

It is rare, with people who a...

It is rare, with people who are on television or celebrities or actors - it's rare to go to their house for a party and find they cooked. That's rare. Usually people don't cook for their own parties, and they don't buy their own gifts. There are people that do that, and that is a special thing. Those kind of little human touches are nice.

Andy Richter 37 quotes

I briefly considered doing Ed...

I briefly considered doing Edgar Allan Poe and just swearing a lot.

Andy Richter 37 quotes

I was prom king. Which is act...

I was prom king. Which is actually saying I was the sixth most popular, because the five who were on homecoming were automatically disqualified from prom, so of course I have to look at it that way.

Andy Richter 37 quotes

Because homecoming came first...

Because homecoming came first, and there was the homecoming court. The five guys on homecoming court were disqualified from being in the prom court. So being prom king was being sixth most popular.

Andy Richter 37 quotes

We've been swimming at nude b...

We've been swimming at nude beaches and I love to go skinny dipping, but I'm sorry, sitting on top of a mountain, that's just, you're trying to show off or something. That's ridiculous.

Andy Richter 37 quotes

If somebody's looking at pict...

If somebody's looking at pictures of naked people and you go, 'Oh I don't want to see that,' you're lying. Cause naked people are always interesting. Always. Whether they're beautiful, or naked or 500 pounds.

Andy Richter 37 quotes

The basic equation that mysti...

The basic equation that mystified me as a young man was looking at guys who could actually get girls. I was always amazed, because they never seemed to care. I was like, 'How do they do that?'

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Some people are born with a b...

Some people are born with a brain that has this weird, magical mathematical thing that makes them an amazing jazz musician.

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Well, I refer to 'Celebrity J...

Well, I refer to 'Celebrity Jeopardy ' as the short-bus 'Jeopardy,' because it is a lot easier. Like, there was a whole column basically naming stores in New York.

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At a very basic level, I thin...

At a very basic level, I think television exists for game shows, and I think it always will.

Andy Richter 37 quotes

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