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If Lady Gaga didn't put on al...

If Lady Gaga didn't put on all those outfits, she probably wouldn't have made it in show business. She put a show behind her voice.

Andrew Dice Clay 58 quotes

I just love the whole art for...

I just love the whole art form of acting, of being in front of a camera and playing different things. Not that I would ever say I'm the greatest actor in the world, but I am capable of playing different kinds of roles that emotionally I could get into.

Andrew Dice Clay 58 quotes

Women today are the biggest p...

Women today are the biggest pigs today in history. They are just the dirtiest, nastiest slobs. I don't know how old your chick is, but the truth of the matter is they've become the aggressors. You know? They're upset if you're not balls deep in them by half way through the first date! They think you don't like them.

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I don't get up and look at e-...

I don't get up and look at e-mail. I don't even know my e-mail address. I needed one just to have a computer put on. But I never, ever even thought of going to it. It's just not what I'm about. I just don't want to waste my life with it. It's just too much; I think people are just a little too absorbed in all of that.

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When I do any stand-up, you'r...

When I do any stand-up, you're the writer, director, and producer. You're alone.

Andrew Dice Clay 58 quotes

There was an old lady who liv...

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids... her uterus fell out!

Andrew Dice Clay 58 quotes

If you are a company of the si...

If you are a company of the size where you can bang a drum and get politicians interested over here [in the west] ... then you might get a reasonable result. But there is a whole tier of manufacturers who are simply not in that market.

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I don't drink to get happy or ...

I don't drink to get happy or to forget the pain. I drink to stop the voices in my head. Do you know what's so bad about them, they stutter. Ddddddave... Kkkkkkikikill your papapapapaparents!!

Andrew Dice Clay 58 quotes

There was a coolness about him...

There was a coolness about him, ... He used to wear these sunglasses and these shirts that had pictures of cigars on them. He was the Tony Soprano of Mexicans.

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Eleanor and I were fighting ab...

Eleanor and I were fighting about her not knowing how to cook, and Freddy was sitting there watching us go at it,

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My fiancГѓЖ'Г‚Ж'ГѓЂљГ‚В©e and ...

My fiancГѓЖ'Г‚Ж'ГѓЂљГ‚В©e and I became very close to him, ... He was very giving, good-natured, and never turned you down.

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We celebrated holidays togethe...

We celebrated holidays together, ... He came over to my house all the time.

Andrew Dice Clay 58 quotes

rock 'n' roll of comedy....

rock 'n' roll of comedy.

Andrew Dice Clay 58 quotes

I've always had my voice as a ...

I've always had my voice as a comic. I was never that into politics, or prop comedy.

Andrew Dice Clay 58 quotes

I might do cartoonish sexual j...

I might do cartoonish sexual jokes, but it's my way of saying what's going on in the world. How people are animals, really.

Andrew Dice Clay 58 quotes

People have always been animal...

People have always been animals when it comes to sex. But since the Internet, it's become really out of control, in my opinion.

Andrew Dice Clay 58 quotes

My mother was the one who tota...

My mother was the one who totally got behind me as far as, do things and ask questions later. My father would say, 'I don't care how dirty you are up there, just be funny.' Because they knew me offstage. They knew I was a good guy. They knew my whole plan of becoming the most exciting comedian, visually, ever. A real rock-and-roll stand-up comic.

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Comics, as good as they might ...

Comics, as good as they might be, they didn't know much about performance. There aren't too many comics you could watch for an hour without getting tired. They might have good material, but it's about theater to me.

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By the time kids are 15, they'...

By the time kids are 15, they're drunks and they're drug addicts and they're getting chicks pregnant. The parents wonder, 'What did I do wrong?' What you did wrong was, you were never there. You had the kid as a status symbol, that's what went wrong. And you're paying the price for it.

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When I got into comedy, which ...

When I got into comedy, which was really for acting, I would see the guys who would be considered great today. They were great, but after a few minutes I could get kind of bored because they wouldn't move around. The dress code was boring to me. I didn't want to see the guy next door when I'm watching a performer. I wanted to see someone I would pay a ticket for.

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

Десять кинозвезд, которые отлично поют

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

Мэрилин Монро, Ким Кардашьян и другие

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

Что стало с детьми-звездами: Рэдклифф и компания спустя годы

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

Кира Найтли, Деми Мур и другие

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....