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If I know I have to memorize ...

If I know I have to memorize lines, I'm really gonna try to memorize lines. It's hard for me sometimes, because somebody wrote these words and you're trying really hard to get them the way they said it.

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When people tell me they are ...

When people tell me they are going to go scrapbooking, I say, 'Why don't you make it yourself.' It's like chocolate-chip cookies. People buy the cookie-dough roll and slice it, and then they lay it on a cookie sheet. That's not making chocolate-chip cookies.

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You think in a different way ...

You think in a different way when you don't have any money. The joy of poverty is that you use your imagination to come up with stuff.

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My favorite things often have...

My favorite things often have a story behind them and are usually handmade or discovered at a flea market.

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People always think I'm Amy P...

People always think I'm Amy Poehler, which never bothers me. I mean, Amy Poehler is great.

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I feel so free and open to id...

I feel so free and open to ideas, and I get inspired by everything.

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I'm very domestic; I love cle...

I'm very domestic; I love cleaning. I love cooking. I like waiting on people. I just like to make things. I don't break that down to be weakness, or the only things women can do, or putting me back 20 years.

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I am an aging Girl Scout. ...

I am an aging Girl Scout.

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I'm drawn to people who look ...

I'm drawn to people who look different. I'm not exploiting. I'm not making fun of them. I'm drawn to them.

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I want witchcraft so bad that...

I want witchcraft so bad that I can't stand it. I have wands in my apartment. And I use them sometimes. I walk into the kitchen with my wand, and I come out with something on a platter and I say, 'See, magic happens.' Works every time.

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I wouldn't call myself a shut...

I wouldn't call myself a shut-in. I have the ability to leave my home; I just choose not to. But because I'm such a homebody, it's important to be surrounded by things I love.

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I'd just much rather see an u...

I'd just much rather see an ugly person take the trash out than see somebody really pretty taking the trash out.

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I like working with the publi...

I like working with the public, I like working with food, and I like making cash.

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Learn more about yourself! Ma...

Learn more about yourself! Make a self-esteem collage using pictures of other people you wish you were.

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A lot of times girls think th...

A lot of times girls think they're funny, but they want to pretty at the same time, and if you want to be funny, you have to be willing to get ugly.

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I have a lot of fake food in ...

I have a lot of fake food in my apartment, but I'm picky about it. Old plaster food, like from the '50s is really nice, hollowed out paper-mache food from old plays - the new stuff just looks too good.

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I'm drawn to real-life charac...

I'm drawn to real-life characters. A lot of the characters I play, I've had in me since second grade. I've been dragging them around my entire life, and then sometimes I marry them with different people. But seldom have I really come up with a new character. In my head it's like, "I'll pull that person out that I've been doing since sixth grade and see where they're at right now.".

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If I put my mind to something...

If I put my mind to something, it happens. I do know that's not necessarily psychic. But I always feel like there's something around me protecting me.

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When you hear someone use the...

When you hear someone use the word 'meds' instead of the word 'medicine,' chances are they're no stranger to massive doses of mind-altering psychotropic drugs. Back out of the room slowly.

Amy Sedaris 140 quotes

On the off chance that you ha...

On the off chance that you have children, don't clean up at all. As children, my brother and sister and I loved waking up early and playing cocktail party with the leftover debris

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....