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MUGWUMP, n. In politics one a...

MUGWUMP, n. In politics one afflicted with self-respect and addicted to the vice of independence. A term of contempt.

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Past, n. That part of Eternit...

Past, n. That part of Eternity with some small fraction of which we have a slight and regrettable acquaintance. A moving line called the Present parts it from an imaginary period known as the Future. These two grand divisions of Eternity, of which the one is continually effacing the other, are entirely unlike. The one is dark with sorrow and disappointment, the other bright with prosperity and joy.... Yet the Past is the Future of yesterday, the Future is the Past of to-morrow. They are one-the knowledge and the dream.

Ambrose Bierce 1281 quotes

RABBLE, n. In a republic, tho...

RABBLE, n. In a republic, those who exercise a supreme authority tempered by fraudulent elections. The rabble is like the sacred Simurgh, of Arabian fable - omnipotent on condition that it do nothing.

Ambrose Bierce 1281 quotes

ELECTOR, n. One who enjoys th...

ELECTOR, n. One who enjoys the sacred privilege of voting for the man of another man's choice.

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Coronation: The ceremony of i...

Coronation: The ceremony of investing a sovereign with the outward and visible signs of his divine right to be blown skyhigh with a dynamite bomb.

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EFFECT, n. The second of two ...

EFFECT, n. The second of two phenomena which always occur together in the same order. The first, called a Cause, is said to generate the other-which is no more sensible than it would be for one who has never seen a dog except in pursuit of a rabbit to declare the rabbit the cause of the dog.

Ambrose Bierce 1281 quotes

The clarinet is a musical ins...

The clarinet is a musical instrument the only thing worse than which is two.

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TEETOTALER, n. One who abstai...

TEETOTALER, n. One who abstains from strong drink, sometimes totally, sometimes tolerably totally.

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An army's bravest men are its...

An army's bravest men are its cowards. The death which they would not meet at the hands of the enemy they will meet at the hands of their officers, with never a flinching.

Ambrose Bierce 1281 quotes

When among the graves of thy ...

When among the graves of thy fellows, walk with circumspection; thine own is open at thy feet.

Ambrose Bierce 1281 quotes

DEGRADATION, n. One of the st...

DEGRADATION, n. One of the stages of moral and social progress from private station to political preferment.

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Rome has seven sacraments, bu...

Rome has seven sacraments, but the Protestant churches, being less prosperous, feel that they can afford only two, and these of inferior sanctity.

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TAIL, n. The part of an anima...

TAIL, n. The part of an animal's spine that has transcended its natural limitations to set up an independent existence in a world of its own.

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Rhubarb: essence of stomach a...

Rhubarb: essence of stomach ache.

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Liberty is one of the imagina...

Liberty is one of the imagination's most precious possessions.

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Alligator: The crocodile of A...

Alligator: The crocodile of America, superior in every detail to the crocodile of the effete monarchies of the Old World.

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DECIDE, v.i. To succumb to th...

DECIDE, v.i. To succumb to the preponderance of one set of influences over another set.

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A king's staff of office, the...

A king's staff of office, the sign and symbol of his authority. It was originally a mace with which the sovereign admonished his jester and vetoed ministerial measures by breaking the bones of their proponents.

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As records of courts and just...

As records of courts and justice are admissible, it can easily be proved that powerful and malevolent magicians once existed and were a scourge to mankind. The evidence (including confession) upon which certain women were convicted of witchcraft and executed was without a flaw; it is still unimpeachable. The judges' decisions based on it were sound in logic and in law. Nothing in any existing court was ever more thoroughly proved than the charges of witchcraft and sorcery for which so many suffered death. If there were no witches, human testimony and human reason are alike destitute of value.

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The palmist looks at the wrin...

The palmist looks at the wrinkles made by closing the hand and says they signify character. The philosopher reads character by what the hand most loves to close upon.

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

Десять кинозвезд, которые отлично поют

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....