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Be as decent as you can. Don'...

Be as decent as you can. Don't believe without evidence. Treat things divine with marked respect — don't have anything to do with them. Do not trust humanity without collateral security; it will play you some scurvy trick. Remember that it hurts no one to be treated as an enemy entitled to respect until he shall prove himself a friend worthy of affection. Cultivate a taste for distasteful truths. And, finally, most important of all, endeavor to see things as they are, not as they ought to be.

Ambrose Bierce 1281 quotes

Idiot, n. A member of a large...

Idiot, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling.

Ambrose Bierce 1281 quotes

Laughter, n. An interior conv...

Laughter, n. An interior convulsion, producing a distortion of the features and accompanied by inarticulate noises. It is infectious and, though intermittent, incurable.

Ambrose Bierce 1281 quotes

Fashion, n. A despot whom the...

Fashion, n. A despot whom the wise ridicule and obey.

Ambrose Bierce 1281 quotes

Year: A period of three hundr...

Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.

Ambrose Bierce 1281 quotes

Occident: The part of the wor...

Occident: The part of the world lying west (or east) of the Orient. It is largely inhabited by Christians, a powerful subtribe of the Hypocrites, whose principal industries are murder and cheating, which they are pleased to call war and commerce. These, also, are the principal industries of the Orient.

Ambrose Bierce 1281 quotes

The partisan strife in which ...

The partisan strife in which the people of the country are permitted to periodically engage does not tend to the development of ugly traits of character, but merely discloses those that preexist.

Ambrose Bierce 1281 quotes

I think that I think, therefo...

I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.

Ambrose Bierce 1281 quotes

PANDEMONIUM, n. Literally, th...

PANDEMONIUM, n. Literally, the Place of All the Demons. Most of them have escaped into politics and finance, and the place is now used as a lecture hall by the Audible Reformer.

Ambrose Bierce 1281 quotes

True, man does not know woman...

True, man does not know woman. But neither does woman.

Ambrose Bierce 1281 quotes

April fool, n. The March fool...

April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.

Ambrose Bierce 1281 quotes

ETHNOLOGY, n. The science tha...

ETHNOLOGY, n. The science that treats of the various tribes of Man, as robbers, thieves, swindlers, dunces, lunatics, idiots and ethnologists.

Ambrose Bierce 1281 quotes

The only distinction that dem...

The only distinction that democracies reward is a high degree of conformity.

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Fear has no brains; it is an ...

Fear has no brains; it is an idiot.

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Christian, n.: one who believ...

Christian, n.: one who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor.

Ambrose Bierce 1281 quotes

Aborigines, n.: Persons of li...

Aborigines, n.: Persons of little worth found cumbering the soil of a newly discovered country. They soon cease to cumber; they fertilize.

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Knowledge is the small part o...

Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.

Ambrose Bierce 1281 quotes

Scriptures - The sacred books...

Scriptures - The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.

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There is nothing new under th...

There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don't know.

Ambrose Bierce 1281 quotes

Democracy is defended in 3 st...

Democracy is defended in 3 stages. Ballot Box, Jury Box, Cartridge Box.

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

Десять кинозвезд, которые отлично поют

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

Мэрилин Монро, Ким Кардашьян и другие

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

Что стало с детьми-звездами: Рэдклифф и компания спустя годы

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

Жизнь за границей: как изменились судьбы 7 уехавших телеведущих

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

Кира Найтли, Деми Мур и другие

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....