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I don't gamble, because winnin...

I don't gamble, because winning a hundred dollars doesn't give me great pleasure. But losing a hundred dollars pisses me off.

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Sex? Unfortunately, as you get...

Sex? Unfortunately, as you get older - and I shouldn't admit this - there are other things that become more important in your daily life.

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The only reason I got into bro...

The only reason I got into broadcasting was, I needed money to pay for my junior and senior years at college, and they hired me, those fools!

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You should never wear a baseba...

You should never wear a baseball cap when working in close quarters in the attic: You never see that beam above you!

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Merv Griffin, who developed Je...

Merv Griffin, who developed Jeopardy! and Wheel of Fortune, had a great line once. I used to personally answer all the mail that came in to Jeopardy! whether it was favorable or unfavorable, and Merv said, You know how I handle the nasty mail? I said no. He just grabbed it and folded it up and crunched it up and threw it in the wastebasket. He said, I don't bother with it.

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My dad drank pretty heavily, a...

My dad drank pretty heavily, and he never missed a day of work in his life. So I never looked at drinking as a serious problem, but drugs to me are a serious problem. I think it's a generational thing. I think older people don't feel as uncomfortable around drinkers as they do around dopers.

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People ask me, How would you d...

People ask me, How would you do as a contestant on the show? And I tell them I would do fairly well among senior citizens, but against a good thirty-year-old I would have trouble because I cannot recall information as quickly as I used to. You used to say something and I would go, boom, right away, very sharp. Now it's like, Oh, yes, but wait a minute, uh, uh...

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