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The biggest waste of brainpow...

The biggest waste of brainpower is to want to change something that's not changeable.

Albert Brooks 130 quotes

I got so good at writing to a...

I got so good at writing to a budget, my brain was restricting myself. I'd write, "It's a stormy night." Then I'd cross out stormy. I'd write: "It's a calm night." Then I'd cross out night. It's noon. Because you know how much night costs. You know how much rain costs. Nothing comes free in movies.

Albert Brooks 130 quotes

I've never been disappointed,...

I've never been disappointed, because I've never given somebody I liked that much power.

Albert Brooks 130 quotes

Film is the cheapest part of ...

Film is the cheapest part of the movie making process. The expense is the 100-man crew and the financing and everything.

Albert Brooks 130 quotes

Someone asked me "what do you...

Someone asked me "what do you think of Donald Trump?" And I said, "I would rather vote for Hillary Clinton in jail." If she gets convicted, I'll vote for her for president.

Albert Brooks 130 quotes

Art and resistance are great ...

Art and resistance are great together. That's what art's made for. Look at Vincent van Gogh: He didn't cut off his ear because he was selling well.

Albert Brooks 130 quotes

I don't know that I can defin...

I don't know that I can define fear. But one of the sources of fear is holding up some sort of model life that doesn't exist and feeling like you're far away from it.

Albert Brooks 130 quotes

Bullfights are hugely popular...

Bullfights are hugely popular because you can sit comfortably with a hot dog and possibly watch a man die. It wont be me, but I can sit comfortably and watch it.

Albert Brooks 130 quotes

In the course of my movies, t...

In the course of my movies, the financing and the releasing were always the tough part. Because I loved the creative, I loved the writing, I loved the making of it. Because I guess, I never had the giant blockbuster, I never got that sort of ease for the next one. So the next one was always, "how am I going to do this?" And that thing was sort of always the thing that made me a little chickenshit to go into the next one. The writing of it was great and the making of it was great, but how am I going to release this thing and am I going to find a studio?

Albert Brooks 130 quotes

Starting to drink now in prep...

Starting to drink now in preparation for New Years. No more last minute stuff like Christmas.

Albert Brooks 130 quotes

Regrets are stupid; they don'...

Regrets are stupid; they don't mean anything and they don't add up to anything.

Albert Brooks 130 quotes

What do you think the Devil i...

What do you think the Devil is going to look like if he's around? Nobody is going to be taken in if he has a long, red, pointy tail. No. I'm semi-serious here. He will look attractive and he will be nice and helpful and he will get a job where he influences a great God-fearing nation and he will never do an evil thing... he will just bit by little bit lower standards where they are important. Just coax along flash over substance... Just a tiny bit. And he will talk about all of us really being salesmen. And he'll get all the great women.

Albert Brooks 130 quotes

I just like making people lau...

I just like making people laugh, and buried in that I like to bring up topics and start discussions.

Albert Brooks 130 quotes

By the way, movies are like s...

By the way, movies are like sporting events in that you're as good as the movie you're in. You can sit in a room for 20 years and go do a movie and you can just kill in it and you move to the head of the line again. By the same token, you can do five movies a year and if they're dreck, it's nothing.

Albert Brooks 130 quotes

You know what it is, the reas...

You know what it is, the reason so many 18-year-olds, 19-year-olds are saying 'Drive' is their favorite movie is that 'Drive' is a 90-minute trip into what a lot of seventies filmmaking was. It encapsulates the best of a certain kind of style, and a style that a lot of people haven't seen before, with the music and the way it's edited.

Albert Brooks 130 quotes

I started on television. I ha...

I started on television. I had five years of network television before I ever got up on a stage. The first thing I ever did was in 1967. This guy Bill Keene had a little talk show at noon, and Gary Owens took over for a week. He knew about this dummy bit I used to do, this ventriloquist thing, and I was on 'Keene at Noon.'

Albert Brooks 130 quotes

If your last name is Christ, ...

If your last name is Christ, don't name your son Jesus.

Albert Brooks 130 quotes

I did years of summer stock. ...

I did years of summer stock. I sort of only wanted to be an actor. And then at 19, I was funny, and I had some of these bits that I did for friends, and I immediately could get on television.

Albert Brooks 130 quotes

My dad played a character on ...

My dad played a character on the radio called 'Parkyakarkus.' A Greek-dialect comedian. He did Friars' roasts and wrote material and made people laugh that way. But he wrote his own shows with other writers.

Albert Brooks 130 quotes

I had done about 60 televisio...

I had done about 60 television shows, from 'Ed Sullivan' to 'The Hollywood Palace,' before I ever went to 'Johnny Carson.' At the time, that was the showcase for comics. And I couldn't believe it.

Albert Brooks 130 quotes

Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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