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The only reason I got into st...

The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said - you can do that.

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I'm sure everyone's got their...

I'm sure everyone's got their back story. I don't come from a place of where I was tortured and needed to let something out. I came from a very happy home. I was a little out of control at times. But my family... we all liked to be funny, we all liked to make each other laugh.

Adam Sandler 198 quotes

I think when I bought a house...

I think when I bought a house, that's when I thought I felt like that's a grown up thing to do.

Adam Sandler 198 quotes

If a girl breaks up with me, ...

If a girl breaks up with me, I want her to just die, just be dead. Not 'cause I hate her so much as it's just easier for when my friends go, 'Hey, what happened?' 'Oh, she's dead. I'd still be with her, but she's dead. What can I do? She was loving me, but she's dead.'

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I'm a big fan of money. I lik...

I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in.

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Alright, remember, alcohol eq...

Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

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It's hard to soar with the ea...

It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.

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On this lovely, lovely Hanukk...

On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica.

Adam Sandler 198 quotes

We [ with Andy Samberg] knew ...

We [ with Andy Samberg] knew each other for the last few years, our names are similar, our looks are a little bit similar, and our backgrounds are similar. The Judaism is quite similar.

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My name is Adam. My father's ...

My name is Adam. My father's name is Adam. Having the same name as your father, it's alright until your voice changes. My friends would always call up, 'Is Adam there?' My father would say, 'This is Adam.' My friends would say, 'Adam, you were so wasted last night.'

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I think I'm playing grown up ...

I think I'm playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don't feel grown up yet.

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My buddies, we've always just...

My buddies, we've always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out - that's the goal.

Adam Sandler 198 quotes

I did rocks, all this dumb st...

I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it's just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.

Adam Sandler 198 quotes

I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mo...

I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood, a very bad mood! I was fired from my ice cream truck job today! No more Fudgicles!

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I'm filthy rich! It's good to...

I'm filthy rich! It's good to be Adam Sandler!

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One night I couldn't sleep. I...

One night I couldn't sleep. It was like 2:00 in the morning. I was thinking, 'What can I do?' I'm watching TV. I'm like, 'Let me do something else.' I'm not going to fall asleep for a few hours. What are my hobbies? There was the masturbation option. I skipped that because just knowing my kids are down the hall I felt psychotic. So, I went with watching more TV. I couldn't come up with anything. I was going, 'God, read a book.' Then I was like this, 'Where do I keep the books?' I've got nothing to do but watch TV.

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I'm just looking to make good...

I'm just looking to make good movies and looking to be as good as I can be in them and that's about it. But I feel much more comfortable doing a comedy, but the fact that I got to try a few dramas, I feel I've tested myself a little bit.

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I wish I was a better athlete...

I wish I was a better athlete. That would have been a little cooler, being a great boxer and walking into a room and going: "I can knock everybody out!" That's a good feeling.

Adam Sandler 198 quotes

How do I speak Spanish? Not t...

How do I speak Spanish? Not too well. Paz taught me a few words that, if people weren't nice to me, I could tell them a few things. I got to study with [chef] Thomas Keller, who we all love as a guy and Jim had a relationship with him at [his restaurant] the French Laundry.

Adam Sandler 198 quotes

I've always liked older ladie...

I've always liked older ladies. I'm comfortable with it. They seem to be nice. They've seen it all.

Adam Sandler 198 quotes

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