Vince McMahon quotes
If I were someone named Mr. Ass, I'd be really worried about doing time.
Edge quotes
I just wanted to let all our fans know that there is nothing to be alarmed about because our faces are 100% .....Ass Free.
Kurt Angle quotes
If your Olympic Hero were to use the Worm in the 1996 Olympic Games, it would be so embarassing to all the other atheletes - and our country, mind you- that the USA would have finished behind Guam.
Vince McMahon quotes
Steve, it's OK. I know Angle is a dork, but he's a dangerous dork, our dork and your backup dork!
Kurt Angle quotes
Not to mention our former tag team champions lost their titles after my good friend Christian was hit in the genitals with a hockey stick by a midgit! I mean enough is enough
Kurt Angle quotes
I wasn't surprised at all. In fact, I thought, why stop there? Why not add the Big Show, or Chris Jericho, or the whole state of Nebraska for that matter? And don't you think a wrestling ring is a little old school, Lilian? Why not put the match in a shark tank, with real live sharks? Hungry sharks! And the only way to beat your opponent is to stuff him down a shark's throat, and pin the shark. Wouldn't that be a hoot?


