Phil Robertson quotes
When you get older and you start dating, I want you to be able to say one thing, 'I can bait a hook.'
When you get older and you start dating, I want you to be able to say one thing, 'I can bait a hook.'
Even when opportunity knocks, a man still has to get up off his seat and open the door.
Dead Babies can take care of themselves, dead Babies canВґt take things off the shelf...
I wanted to discuss the suffering of humanity in general, but perhaps we'd better confine ourselves to the sufferings of children.
There are over 30 doctors running for the US Congress this year. That's going to be rather strange. Half the time these folks will be playing God and asking women to take their clothes off and the other half the time they will be doctors.
How is a redneck divorce similar to a tornado?
You know that somewhere, somehow, someone is gonna lose a trailer.
On the battlefield of ideas, winning requires moving toward the sound of the guns.
You get to know someone better by playing for an hour than by talking for a year.
If you have a correct statement, then the opposite of a correct statement is of course an incorrect statement, a wrong statement. But when you have a deep truth, then the opposite of a deep truth may again be a deep truth.
Many live by their wits but few by their wit.
Animals learn death first at the moment of death;...man approaches death with the knowledge it is closer every hour, and this creates a feeling of uncertainty over his life, even for him who forgets in the business of life that annihilation is awaiting him. It is for this reason chiefly that we have philosophy and religion.
We are all under sentence of death, but with a sort of indefinite reprieve.
The soul-stirring image of death is no bugbear to the sage, and is looked on without despair by the pious. It teaches the former to live, and it strengthens the hopes of the latter in salvation in the midst of distress. Death is new life to both.
The whole of life is but keeping away the thoughts of death.