Sandra Bernhard quotes
I think I've drawn from some of the most feminine women, like Jackie Kennedy. I am totally devastated that she's gone. She had it all.
I think I've drawn from some of the most feminine women, like Jackie Kennedy. I am totally devastated that she's gone. She had it all.
I certainly wish Gov. Palin no harm. I'd just like her to explain to me how she can hold such outrageous views...and then go back to Alaska.
The real terrorist threats are George W. Bush and his band of brown-shirted thugs.
Madonnas got one big choice. Take a couple of years off and become a human being.
Barbara Bush has her finger on the pulse of America. Im so glad shes back and more compassionate than ever, ... Thats right, of course people just sat around New Orleans, boring, uninspired, soulless New Orleans, and dreamed of someday relocating to the Astrodome. Oh, dear Lord, if only I could leave my unhappy existence and head on up to wonderful Houston and live with my friends side by side in a spacious football stadium, my life would be so much richer and complete.
When you're watching the news, how many days in a row can you watch that and feel good about yourself and the world?
My father was a proctologist and my mother was an abstract artist, so that's how I view the world.
When people pay to see you live, they connect with you on a much deeper level than people who just buy your records.
When you're constantly looking for things from other people, you're not looking within yourself.
Everybody has their own way of tapping into their realness.
Anything that has cynicism to it and that's jaded is smutty.
On one side you have book burners, Congressional wives and Pat Robertson. On the other side, you have vulgar comedians, foul-mouthed rap groups and Dennis HopperЂ'all your choices should be so easy.
The Keystone pipeline will spew a massive amount of carbon pollution into our fragile atmosphere. It should be stopped.
I sometimes think my head is so large because it is so full of dreams.
Tis true my form is something odd, but blaming me is blaming God.
I rode in a gang. We robbed trains, banks, held people ransom. We killed people we didn't like. Bill Williamson was in that gang. If I don't capture my former brother-in-arms, great harm will befall my family.
Sing of the nature of women, and then the song shall be surely full of variety; old crotchets and most sweet closes. It shall be humorous, grave, fantastic, amorous, melancholy, sprightly, one in all, and all in one.