It was really starting to get pathetic, everyday they would come in looking for one thing or another. 'Zach, can you give me some acting tips?' 'Zach, will you let me blow you?' 'Can I have some cash?' That's when I made the call, that's when I decided seven was enough
I don't think it's a black and white issue. If a man's family is starving so to speak, I don't think I'll hold it against him for stealing a loaf of bread.
Yea, I've got a dream too. It involves time-travel and a rifle.
Look on the bright side; that's one bullet that's not going to hit me.
I tried it a few times but didn't see the point. I'm Zach Braff. What the fudge do I need a team for besides holding me back and sucking? If I wanted that, I'd just walk on the set of 'Scrubs'.
I just don't see how anyone can hate America. I mean, crap, I live there. What more do you need?
It's a give and take relationship with my fans. They give me love and adoration, and I take it from them.
If I wasn't an actor? Hmm, I'd probably be a serial killer. I'm just so damn likeable, no one would ever suspect me.
It's not that George Bush doesn't care about black people, god made hurricanes, not people who can't swim.
My dog has a cough. If you've never seen a dog with a cough, I recommend trying to find one. It's hilarious.
I can't say I agree with something that takes the focus away from me.
In a perfect world, everybody would be gay. I mean if everybody looked like Zach Braff, you just wouldn't be able to resist.
Dude, writing, acting and directing are such easy jobs. But to do them all as awesomely as Zach Braff does, well that... that's something.
It's not terrible, I guess, but if Ricky Gervais was half as talented as me, maybe the show would actually be funny once in a while.
It has been pretty much downhill ever since the 13th amendment
Eight gold medals? If I wanted I could make a movie about me winning nine gold medals. Now that's real power.
People ask me, 'Did the fame come too fast? Do you ever wish for your old life?' I always tell them that there's nothing on earth better than being famous.
I don't like the idea of drama schools. They only perpetuate the myth that everyone can do what I do
I've been doing som jogging at home recently and every time I try the distance I end up beating his time with like three or four seconds.
