'What are you drwaing man? Jerry! You man you gotta make me look better than that.Jerry! Come here fool, look what hes drawing bout me man, Jerry you see what hes painting bout me man? Come over here Jerry here look at this, you crazy!'~Mickey

'Chill out man, Im talking to the camera.'~Mickey

'Look at you,you ain't no gangster! You're all Mr. 2% milk, Mr. khaki pants,Mr. touched by an angel...get out my face!'~Mickey

'I thought it was you asking my ask you! You said Chad do you like your brother, and I said I like him sometimes...'~Chad

'What I want you to do for the commerical is to ride the Ski-Doo across the water, wind in your face, having a blast.'~Nigel
'These go in water??!?!~Chad

'And that Gwenth Paltrow picture? Ick. I do not look like her, maybe an Emma, maybe'~Erin

'(When Whoa comes in) Look, look guys its you! its you! (lifts up his tshirt)'~Chad

'Do we lipsync?'~Chad

'I like the yellow one!!!!!!!!!!'~Chad

'I had braces when i was fourteen, but I could always use them again'~Doug

'I was in a heavy metal band. We called ourselves Pegasus, but we couldnt afford any instruments, so we had to sing our songs acapella.'~Doug

'Blue. Its been blue, ever since before QT was born.'~Jerry

'Bilory Thrombosis'~QT

'Mickey P's gots to do what Mickey P's gots to dos'~Mickey

'Uhn't uh, Mickey P doesn't dress like no star spangled Elvis!'~Mickey

'I liked being locked up in that room.. but I wish there were girls and there werent enough sleeping bags, so me and a girl would have to share one.... and for some reason, she thought I had chiggers, so she had to check me all over... ALL OVER'~QT

'Wait up guys, I gotta go find some chicks!!'~QT

'Hi I'm your brother Chad'~Chad