The Longest Pee

Performed by adam sandler and rob schneider

[line of people talking]
Hey man, let me in there first
-go ahead man, take it easy
Thanks, I really gotta pee

[open door, close door]
[unzip pants]
[start pissin..........groaning....]
Oh man
[.....]
Ohhh yeah
[.....]
Ahhhh
[......stop briefly]
Ahh

[start pissing again..]
Oh man
[........]
Oh man
[...............]
Oh man
[.......gets louder]
Oh man
[..........and louder]
Oh man!!
[............as loud as a hose]
Oh man!!! oh..
[...........]
Oh no!
[........]
Oh man!
[...............slows down]
Ahhh
[stops]
Ahhhhhh...there ya go

[fart! starts pissing loudly again]
Oh! oh man!
[..............]
Oh my god!

[banging on the door]
[pissing slows down to dribble]
I'll be out in a minute!
[....dribbling...]
Oh..oh my
[stops]
Oh...oh thank god

[zips up pants]
[pisses in pants]
Awwww man!

[people laughing]
-hey man, you pissed in your pants
I know
-so did i
I guess that makes us piss pals
[horrible annoying laughter]
[rasberry]