Shotgun Wedding
Shotgun wedding son

Don't forget to kiss the bride

Midnight fahrenheit

Meet you on the other side

Bent like a fan we pose for pictures

Give the man your grim prediction now

Tight spot, don't get caught

Doing what they don't allow



Six pack, happy Jack

Chuggin' down the boulevard

Sure fire gun for hire

Judas with a credit card

Fight for the right to party favors

Pass the bread and stragely flavored wine

Hush Jack, don't talk back

Save it for the firing line



Sci-fi alibi

Explanation coming down

Hot shot astronaut

Master of the runaround

Dots on the map come disconnected

But the crops are unaffected by

Sun spots, dirty thoughts

Dirty words and all they imply



Lab mouse, slaughterhouse

Medicine won't cure my ills

Tongue tied genocide

Words may hurt but silence kills

Saint Johnny wants to be in pictures

No one left to quote the scriptures now

Joystick politics

Kills another sacred cow



Jump shot, acro-bot

Fell into the well of decline

Slam dunk basket hunk

Never tasted sushi so fine

She was a teenage dominatrix

He was the one she loved to play tricks on

Jack and Jill had time to kill

Till all the money was gone



Headline, death-defyin'

Trigger finger still at large

Energizer bunny club

Beats assault and battery charge

Somebody tried to film the feature

Missed the bride and shot the preacher down

Once more round the floor

Spin-drying blood on her gown



Shotgun wedding son

Don't forget to kiss the bride

Midnight fahrenheit

Meet you on the other side