I Am Cow!!!!
I am Cow, hear me moo

I weigh twice as much as you

And I look good on the barbecue

Yogurt, curd, cream cheese and butter's

Made from liquid from my udders

I am Cow, I am Cow, Hear me moo (moo)

I am Cow, eating grass

Methane gas comes out my ass

And out my muzzle when I belch

Oh, the ozone layer is thinner

From the outcome of my dinner

I am Cow, I am Cow, I've got gas

I am Cow, here I stand

Far and wide upon this land

And I am living everywhere

From B.C. to Newfoundland

You can squeeze my teats by hand

I am Cow, I am Cow, I am Cow

I am Cow, I am Cow, I am Cow!