The Man Eating Pig Of Madidi
Lap it up, strap it on!

Run it in, Does it feel so right?

It shits, It eats, It sleeps--

He's a man-eating swine, child--

Soul eater, extraordinaire--

Pig cock in my face:

(but a snip here, a snip there,

I'll feed you your manhood, fucker)

You're a monster, baby...