Purple Hills

I've been so many places

I've seen so many faces

But nothing compares

To these blue and yellow purple hills

I climbed the highest mountain

Once or twice but who's countin'

But nothing compares

To these blue and yellow purple hills


Cool, calm, just like my mom

With a couple of valium inside her palms

It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve

To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves

I can't describe the vibe I get

When I drive by 6 people

And 5 I hit

Ah shit

I started a mosh pit

Squashed a chick

And lost the foster kids

This room makes me hallucinate

Then I sweat till I start losing weight

Till I see dumb stuff start happenin'

Dumber than Vanilla Ice tryin' to rap again

So bounce, bounce, c'mon bounce

I said c'mon bounce

Everybody in the house with a half an ounce

Not weed, I meant coke dumb ass sit down

We don't bullshit, better ask around

D12 throws the bomb and gas your town

Bizarre, your mom is crashing now

Help me get her on the couch 'fore she passes out

[Kon Artist & Kuniva]

Fuck that, someone help Denaun

Who's upstairs wrestling with Elton John

Hey Von, you see me stepping on these leprechauns?

It gotta be Tums the Ex-lax is gone

?? with some parmesian

And I think my arm is gone

Yo, it's probably numb

Dumb dumb before they come

And I think he's 'bout to swallow his tongue

Your scary brother with a false alarm

Think they're about to die when I just got on

Stop acting dumb

You so drunk

That you might wake up with a pump in your stomach

I think I did too much

I think I got the rush

Rolaids, Pepto, and Tums

Watch out HERE WE COME!



Dirty Dozen

80 of us

Shady brothers

Ladies love us

That's why our baby mothers

Love us but they hate each other

They probably wanna take each other out

And date each other

Some-, something, something, something

Something, something, something, something


Ayo, pop pills

Pills I pop

Pop them pills

Or still show off

Walk on stilts ??

Thought it was incredible I made it home

I wanna roll away

Like a rollerblade

Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days

And when I'm old and gray

I'm a go for broke

I hope you don't

Pack up my nose with coke

*cough cough cough*

It must have broke the choke

Had an accident when the Trojan broke

Ahh, poor baby

Born by whore lady

Now I gotta straight born infant

(You're crazy!)


I down four shots at one time

I don't need chasers when I'm swallowing mine

You got any room

Bizarre heads back

We can't go far

Cuz the car has flats

Why the heck you people think I rap?

Because my mother taught me

How to breach contracts

If you got cash

Then I'm with you

(Swift, chill)

I just wanna get by like you


??, the hell with you too

I just need these three cuts then I'm cool

I just got some and I'm going back soon



I'm at rave

Looking like a babe

Like she want it

Gin and tonic demonic

Body smelt like vomit

Looney, crazy, dopey headed, sexy head guy

Whipped cream, dirty mattresses

Wanna try

Blue hills, golden seals

Got Bizarre actin' ill

Drugs kill

Chick I'm for real

Shut your mouth you dirty girl

You know you want me in your world

Ladies, please don't fight

Bizarre's here all night!!!