Mood Rings
we all know the girls that i am talking about

well they are time bombs and they are ticking

and the only question's when they'll blow up

and they'll blow up; we know that without a doubt

cause they're those girls, yeah you know those girls that let their emotions get the best of them



and i've contrived some sort of a plan to help my fellow man

let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings

so we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off

cause we'll know just what they're thinking

cause what they're thinking...



she's so pretty but she but doesn't always act that way

her mood's out swinging on the swing set almost every day

she said to me that she's so happy it's depressing

and all i said was "someone get that girl a mood ring"



if it's drama you want then look no further

they're like the real world meets boy meets world meets days of our lives

and it just kills me how they get away with murder

they'll anger you then bat their eyes; those pretty eyes that watch you sympathize



and i've contrived some sort of a plan to help my fellow man

let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings

so we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off

cause we'll know just what they're thinking

cause what they're thinking...



she's so pretty but she but doesn't always act that way

her mood's out swinging on the swing set almost every day

she said to me that she's so stressed out that it's soothing

and all i said was "someone get that girl a mood ring"



cause when it's black (it) means watch your back because you're probably

the last person in the world right now she wants to see

and when it's blue it means that you should call her up immediately

and ask her out because she'll most likely agree

and when it's green it simply means that she is really stressed

and when it's clear it means she's completely emotionless (and that's all right i must confess)



we all know the girls that i am talking about

she liked you wednesday but now it's friday and she has to wash her hair

and it just figures that we'll never figure them out

first she's jekyll and then she's hyde....at least she makes a lovely pair



mood ring oh mood ring

oh tell me will you bring

the key to unlock this mystery

of girls and their emotions

play it back in slow motion

so i may understand the complex infrastructure known as the female mind



[speaking:]

heh...that's terrible