book by JAMES KIRKWOOD and NICHOLAS DANTE
music by MARVIN HAMLISCH
lyrics by EDWARD KLEBAN
(During tap combination auditions.)
God, when its over do I need a drink!
He's gotta know who he wants by now.
Oh - Jesus, have I got a headache!
I'm not sure I can smile much longer.
I should have been a singer
(bad soprano-like high note) ahh!
If George Hamilton can be a movie star, then I can be a movie star.
What am I doing in show business