Birds do it, bees do it, even ...

Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it; let's do it, let's fall in love.

Night and day you are the one,...

Night and day you are the one,
Only you beneath the moon and under the sun.

What moments divine , what rap...

What moments divine , what rapture serene.

I'm a worthless check, a total...

I'm a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop But if baby I'm the bottom, you're the top.

There's an, oh such a hungry y...

There's an, oh such a hungry yearning burning inside of me.

Oh, give me land, lots of land...

Oh, give me land, lots of land under starry skies above. Don't fence me in. Let me ride through the wide open country that I love Don't fence me in Let me be by myself in the evenin' breeze And listen to the murmur of the cottonwood trees Send me off forever but I ask you please Don't fence me in

I want to ride to the ridge wh...

I want to ride to the ridge where the west commences And gaze at the moon till I lose my senses I can't look at hobbles and I can't stand fences Don't fence me in

Some Argentines, without means...

Some Argentines, without means, do it, People say, in Boston , even beans do it. Let's do it, let's fall in love .

The chimpanzees in the zoos do...

The chimpanzees in the zoos do it, Some courageous kangaroos do it Let's do it, let's fall in love. I'm sure giraffes on the sly do it, Even eagles as they fly do it, Let's do it, let's fall in love.

This rule I propose, Always ha...

This rule I propose, Always have an ace in the hole. Always try to arrive at Having an ace some place private . Always have an ace in the hole.

Be a clown , be a clown, All t...

Be a clown , be a clown, All the world loves a clown. Act the fool , play the calf, And you'll always have the last laugh .

Who wants to be a millionaire?...

Who wants to be a millionaire? And go to ev'ry swell affair?

The world admits bears in pits...

The world admits bears in pits do it, Even Pekingeses at the Ritz do it, Let's do it, let's fall in love.

Sad times May follow your trac...

Sad times May follow your tracks, Bad times May bar you from Saks, Add times When Satan in slacks Breaks down your self control...

Night and day, you are the one...

Night and day, you are the one.

If you ever feel so happy you ...

If you ever feel so happy you land in jail, I'm your bail.

In olden days a glimpse of sto...

In olden days a glimpse of stocking was looked on as something shocking. Now, Heaven knows, anything goes. The world has gone mad today, and good's bad today, and black's white today, and day's night today....

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My sole inspiration is a telep...

My sole inspiration is a telephone call from a director.

Good authors, too, who once kn...

Good authors, too, who once knew better words now only use four-letter words writing prose... anything goes.