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Майкл Макинтайр


Michael McIntyre

Фотография Майкл Макинтайр (photo Michael McIntyre)

День рождения: 21.02.1976 года
Возраст: 42 года
Место рождения: Лондон, Великобритания

Quotes of Michael McIntyre

Английский стенд-ап коми

  • ⋅My wife and I both made a list of 5 people we could sleep with...she read hers out and there were no surprises...1 George Clooney...2 Brad Pitt etc...I thought 'Ive got the better deal here'...1 Your sister /Michael McIntyre
  • ⋅I've got a little baby, I made him...He doesn't speak, he's 2...He's a slow learner, he's only got 2 words...car and map...I'm slightly worried he's trying to escape. If his next word is passport we are in serious trouble! /Michael McIntyre
  • ⋅Normally you have news, weather and travel.....but not on snow day, on snow day news is weather is travel. /Michael McIntyre
  • ⋅They had to ask spain I think, they've had to say to Spain, can you lend us some stuff for the roads, and it's Gordon Brown phoning up going 'pass the salt' /Michael McIntyre
  • ⋅So you're mother? Nice to put a name to a face. /Michael McIntyre
  • ⋅I'm glad Carol Vorderman has left Countdown, I mean it's not like she did much. She was effectively just an autistic shelf-stacker. /Michael McIntyre
  • ⋅There are only two conditions where you’re allowed to wake up a woman on a lie-in: it’s snowing or the death of a celebrity. /Michael McIntyre
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Omalone1 16.07.2019 07:48:16
Women think that all men are equal, and this is their strength, men think all women are different - it destroys them.

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