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Джимми Карр

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Jimmy Carr

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Фотография Джимми Карр (photo Jimmy Carr)
   

День рождения: 15.09.1972 года
Возраст: 45 лет
Место рождения: Айлворт, Западный Лондон, Великобритания

Quotes of Jimmy Carr

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  • ⋅As soon as I did my first five minutes of stand-up I knew that I would rather be a failure at comedy than a success in marketing. /Jimmy Carr
  • ⋅I don't think it's any coincidence that I lost my religious faith and 'manned up' in the same year. I was described somewhere as a lapsed Catholic, which is funny because I'm not going back! I want to achieve things rather than live life in an animalistic way. /Jimmy Carr
  • ⋅I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, it's juvenile, but that's me. /Jimmy Carr
  • ⋅I was a Christian. I didn't want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I was a virgin until I was 26. /Jimmy Carr
  • ⋅After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering granny's words of wisdom. I cancel the late-night pizza and watch the Jonathan Ross show instead. /Jimmy Carr
  • ⋅The tragedy for comedians is there's nothing more they want than to be liked. We desperately seek approval. It's almost like a personality disorder you can do as a job. /Jimmy Carr
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  • ⋅The first few weeks of joining Weight Watchers, you're just finding your feet. /Jimmy Carr
  • ⋅I don't think it's any coincidence that I lost my religious faith and 'manned up' in the same year. I was described somewhere as a lapsed Catholic, which is funny because I'm not going back! I want to achieve things rather than live life in an animalistic way. /Jimmy Carr
  • ⋅When I was a kid I had an imaginary friend and I used to think that he went everywhere with me, and that I could talk to him and that he could hear me, and that he could grant me wishes and stuff. And then I grew up, and I stopped going to church. /Jimmy Carr
  • ⋅I think being successful in comedy is being funny and making jokes - anything beyond that is the icing on the cake. /Jimmy Carr
  • ⋅But what's true about comedians is that we've all got a huge hole in our personality. In a room of 3,000 people, we're the one person facing in the opposite direction - yet we have this overwhelming desire to be liked. /Jimmy Carr
  • ⋅Jokes spread around the world and embed themselves in our shared culture; the most resonant of them get lodged in the language in the same way as clichГ©s or old wives' tales do. /Jimmy Carr
  • ⋅TV's not the same buzz. If someone tells you three million people watched the show last week, that's good but, when you walk out in front of 1,000, you think, 'Oh my God, this had better be good'. /Jimmy Carr
  • ⋅I love those people who do story-telling and who ramble on, but I don't do that, I tell jokes - the sort of jokes that anyone really could tell in the pub. /Jimmy Carr
  • ⋅I think that comedians, more than any other type of celebrity, have to keep their humour and keep their feet on the ground. If they start taking themselves too seriously, they're heading for a fall. /Jimmy Carr
  • ⋅Eighteen years since the Chernobyl disaster. Is it just me surprized? Still no superheroes! /Jimmy Carr
  • ⋅How many airports are there in the world? /Jimmy Carr
  • ⋅Let's face it, the gene pool needs a little chlorine. /Jimmy Carr
  • ⋅If only Africa had more mosquito nets then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of aids /Jimmy Carr
  • ⋅If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus? /Jimmy Carr
  • ⋅Throwing acid is wrong... in some people's eyes. /Jimmy Carr
  • ⋅I used to buy lottery tickets every week until I realised you could watch it on TV for nothing. /Jimmy Carr
  • ⋅A lady with a clipboard stopped me in the street the other day. She said, 'Can you spare a few minutes for cancer research?' I said, 'All right, but we won't get much done. /Jimmy Carr
  • ⋅A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true. /Jimmy Carr
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  • ⋅As soon as I did my first five minutes of stand-up I knew that I would rather be a failure at comedy than a success in marketing. /Jimmy Carr
  • ⋅Even if you're doing the national insurance awards, there's still that excitement when you wonder who is going to win, er, best premiums. /Jimmy Carr
  • ⋅I am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you - I am trying to make you laugh. /Jimmy Carr
  • ⋅I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, it's juvenile, but that's me. /Jimmy Carr
  • ⋅I think the idea that death is not the end, that your dog's just gone to live on the farm, is limiting. Thoughts like that prevent you from making the most of the time that you have. /Jimmy Carr
  • ⋅I like to write a joke without any fat on it.The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically. /Jimmy Carr
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