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Билл Бэйли

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Bill Bailey

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Фотография Билл Бэйли (photo Bill Bailey)
   

День рождения: 13.01.1964 года
Возраст: 54 года
Место рождения: Бат, Сомерсет, Великобритания

Quotes of Bill Bailey

Английский комик, музыкант и актер

  • ⋅Relaxed Empiricism -- I only believe something to be true if someone I know quite well tells me if happened. /Bill Bailey
  • ⋅At the last count -- and we're still counting -- there were 3.2 million claims. We're approaching the doomsday scenario we described 5 years ago. /Bill Bailey
  • ⋅A swimming program for kids in a place surrounded by water is essential. /Bill Bailey
  • ⋅Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it. /Bill Bailey
  • ⋅There's a wonderful sadness and poignancy about those Finnish films. They have people adrift at the mercy of fate. They're heartwarming. I also find them funny. I suppose that makes me an optimist. /Bill Bailey
  • ⋅Two solipsists walk into a bar, and one says to the other... /Bill Bailey
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  • ⋅Do not crush the flowers of wisdom with the hobnail boots of cynicism. /Bill Bailey
  • ⋅It's not a beard, it's an animal I've trained to sit very still. /Bill Bailey
  • ⋅We certainly make our customers aware of flood insurance, but so many turn it down. /Bill Bailey
  • ⋅We've been looking at the numbers and wondering just how long we can sustain the kind of insured damages we've been getting. If insurance is not affordable, it's really not available. /Bill Bailey
  • ⋅In Unity there is strength;
    We can move mountains when we're united and enjoy life -
    Without unity we are victims. Stay united. /Bill Bailey
  • ⋅It's not a beard, it's an animal I've trained to sit very still /Bill Bailey
  • ⋅I'm a post-modern vegetarian. I eat meat ironically. /Bill Bailey
  • ⋅(Imitating a Belarus citizen commenting on their national flag) Stupid National Anthem....Look at this flag; Two bears fighting over a pineapple. What kind of message does that send to the world? Come to Belarus, where wild animals will steal your fruit /Bill Bailey
  • ⋅Come to Belarus, where wild animals will steal your fruit /Bill Bailey
  • ⋅I got ham but I'm not a Hamster /Bill Bailey
  • ⋅I'm English and, as such, I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise. /Bill Bailey
  • ⋅Marijuana? It's harmless really, unless you fashion it into a club and beat somebody over the head with it /Bill Bailey
  • ⋅I would never condone the burning of a Dan Brown novel, much though I loathe and detest his work. Well, I say work, you know, words, randomly arranged to form millions of dollars... I'm not bitter at all... /Bill Bailey
  • ⋅I'm quite lucky, because I've got a small, decorative concrete pig. /Bill Bailey
  • ⋅What I'd like to do now - well, what I'd like to do now is grow my beard very long, weave it into my pubes and strum it like a harp. /Bill Bailey
  • ⋅Contentment is knowing you're right. Happiness is knowing someone else is wrong. /Bill Bailey
  • ⋅Joke number 1, I have a bit of a problem with jokes, bit of a handicap for a comedian obviously, um, I tend to bail out of the joke, I lose commitment in it, I'll give you an example: Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability. /Bill Bailey
  • ⋅Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be exploitative. /Bill Bailey
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  • ⋅Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!! /Bill Bailey
  • ⋅Contentment is knowing you're right /Bill Bailey
  • ⋅Without the beat in the background, Jazz basically sounds like an armadillo was let loose on the keyboard /Bill Bailey
  • ⋅The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we're still alive, before we die. /Bill Bailey
  • ⋅American rock has a sort of self-pitying whine to it. /Bill Bailey
  • ⋅It's true. Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide. /Bill Bailey
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Omalone1 16.07.2019 07:48:16
Women think that all men are equal, and this is their strength, men think all women are different - it destroys them.




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